The teleprompter bit in Anchorman has been making me laugh for 20 years and I refuse to outgrow it.
A man opened a parody Starbucks as a legal loophole and it became a real cultural moment. Comedy perfection.
I don't know what update they pushed but it feels personal.
I work in HR. This email went to 47 people. I am so tired.
He pointed the remote at the microwave for a full 30 seconds before I had the heart to tell him.
I didn't say anything. I just made eye contact with another lifter across the room and we shared the kind of deep, wordless grief usually reserved for funerals.
He nodded thoughtfully and then said 'but why is it blue though.' Humbled by a 6-year-old.
Came home to find the container empty and a sticky note that said 'who are you to tell me what to do in my own house.' It was him. He wrote both notes. He forgot.
No regret. No apology. She runs this household and I'm just a guest.
He replied 'love you too, now get back to the spreadsheet.' Honestly the most supportive workplace I've ever had.
She's never going to know how right she is.
BBC dad. Kids burst in during a live interview. The panic in his eyes. It only gets funnier with time.
Key & Peele never miss. The substitute teacher sketch is an all-timer.
He said it was a little ruff.
Because light attracts bugs.
She looked surprised.